Hey, so I'm pretty great. Here's why:
- I make up songs all the time and only some of them are about wieners.
- I do little dances when I hear songs in commercials.
- I like Alan Rickman.
- My hair is touchable and soft.
- I show people all my shoes, and say why I like them.
- My cats think I'm pretty cool. Or so they said.
- I get jazzed when the Free Credit Report.com commercials come on.
- I comment on the production value of all TV movies at length.
- I have a library card and once had a forty-five dollar overdue fine. Take that, reading!!
- I can weld but I don't brag about it.
- I make executive decisions about what parts of my hoo to shave and then I work it.
- I make up words (like 'jubbles' to describe my belly).
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